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Eminem thinks his fans can read

U.K. publisher Orion Publishing Group announced Friday that they will be releasing Eminem: The Way I Am on Oct. 16 in Great Britan where, apparently, Eminem still has a fan base. After five albums and a movie, countless court reports, and a couple of police blotters, how much more can this guy have to whine about?

Here is a quote from the release by Orion Publishing, who seems to think people care about a fat white rapper that is approaching middle agedness:

"Everyone has their own take on Eminem. Because of where he is from, people think they know where he is at, what kind of person he really is. This book cuts through all that and gets to the source," said Orion senior commissioning editor Ian Preece. "It has an edge. It’ll be one of the books of the year."

Its funny, I was at a yard stomping just the other day discussing which was better, Step Up 2 The Streets or You Got Served (Honey was a dark horse in the debate-ED) when one of my boys said "Yo, I don't think we really got the whole story about how Marshall's mother didn't love him enough and why that led to Kim straight trippin' on him and how that affected his prescription pain killer addiction. I mean for reals, all he wants to do is love him some Hailie. Cuzz, if I could read above a 3rd grade level I would totally check out a book about what its like being The Real Slim Shady." And then he spun on his head and popped and locked until the rec center was saved. It was his finest hour.

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Minnie Driver will f-ing cut you for a cupcake

I try not to read TMZ. I really don't care about celebs getting off of planes at LAX. Sometimes though, they have a really funny story. TMZ has a video of Minnie Driver getting all huffy while waiting in line at NYC's Magnolia Bakery to get some little bitty cakes. She was not pleased at all about having to wait in the line and then proceeded to CUT EVERYBODY! Apparently the person in the front of the line didn't declare "no cutsies". That kind of thing is crucial people. Its right up there with the no take backs declaration of 1997 and the dibs law of 2003

I don't know how stars put up with the camera guys. Its no wonder that about every 6 months Hugh Grant throws take-out at someone with a video camera.

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The (internet) radio sucks again

To all of the fans of the Lenny and Jonny Show, thank you for two years of dedicated listening and support. You helped make the show one of the most popular on the station and I got to make lots of great friends with some of our fantastic listeners (I'm talking to you. Yes! YOU!) that would IM in to us during the show and talk about celebrity gossip among many topics with us.

I am sad to say you will no longer be hearing the Lenny and Jonny Show on The BIRN. We had a good run, but The Powers That Be have reformatted the time to a Caribbean Reggae show. I know, I know. Don't get me started.

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Jennifer Lopez had her kids or something

I really don't care about this story at all. My life has been refreshingly devoid of Jennifer Lopez for a good two years now and she had to go and get knocked up by Marc Anthony and ruin that for me. There is little I care about less than J-Lo, and as Brendon from WWTDD put it, "to call Marc Anthony 'd-list' is an insult to letters and lists".

Anyway, The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

Lets never talk about this again, mmmk?

Aaron Carter smokes bones in the back of the Benz

Normally I wouldn't contaminate my blog with an Aaron Carter story. Or a Nick Carter story. Maybe a Clarence Carter story, but only to make a joke about butt sex. The point is Aaron Carter was arrested in Kimble County, Texas yesterday for having over two ounces of pot in his car when he was pulled over for speeding on I-10. He spent last night in jail and will appear before a judge for arraignment today. Can you imagine being Aaron Carter's cell mate? You'd either have the safest bung in the jail or the most at risk, I can't decide yet.--that was a burn.

My super sleuthing skills have detected that the street value of 2 ounces of the wacky weed is about $350. I may be wrong on that, but I haven't exactly bought pot lately to compare the price. This body is a temple my friend, and if I do drugs Rachel Leigh Cook will come to my house and smash up my kitchen.

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You win again, Orlando Bloom

The biggest topic this week in celeb hook-ups has been Orlando Bloom and my personal favorite Victoria's Secret model, Australian Miranda Kerr. There is a little more to the story though. You see, she won't admit to dating him. Here is what People found out...

The undercover lovers were recently outed, when they were spotted on a PDA-filled date at New York's Max Brenner restaurant. "They were just being playful and kissing and hugging," recounted an onlooker. "He's a sweetheart and that's all I'm gonna say," Kerr said, blushing. "Sweetheart." Did the two spend Valentine's Day together? "I can't tell you," she replied with a laugh. "I work for Victoria's Secret - but that's my secret."

I can't blame her for not wanting people to know she is dating a guy that looks like a whimpy John Mayer and talks with a fake accent (I'm looking at YOU Madonna...). A little known fact for you, Miranda and I were born on the same day. And are destined to be together.

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